September 19, 2010

Review: Underworld the Trilogy

In the beginning there were Vampyres and Lycans (werewolves) and they all originated from the same family, then someone clad a delicious Kate Beckinsale in very tight leather and made her a Death Dealer.

The Underworld trilogy consists of the original Underworld movie (2003), Underworld Evolution (2006) and the prequel Underworld: Rise of the Lycans (2009). Underworld 4 is set for release in 2011. *squee*

Kate Beckinsale certainly seems to have a penchant for vamps or tight corsets, I'm not sure which, so you can also catch her in Van Helsing starring alongside sexy Hugh Jackman (if only he wouldn't wear that hideous hat). Those of you who have read Dracula will get the Van Helsing references made in the movie.

But back to Underworld: One of my favourite vampire movies because it's set in the 21st century with all the high tech crap that nerds like myself enjoy, plenty of fun weapons and a dark storyline (not so much really). The original Underworld is superior to the prequel (rise of the lycans) in both storyline and filmography. Most notably the third movie is very dark (literally) and hence is difficult to see. I can't help but wonder if the budget was smaller so they were trying to skimp of special effects. It's quite annoying.

Underworld I: Sexy, leather-clad heroine with a chip on her shoulder expertly slays lycans. 4/5
Underworld II: Sexy, leather-clad heroine and tag-along, tasty, hybrid, manbag fight the originals. 3/5
Underworld III: Not as sexy, leather clad heroine in love with somewhat attractive underling lycan, a sad tale which you'll know the ending to from watching the first two movies. Sadly lacking in storyline because it's already been spelt out in the previous movies, they still could have done better. 3/5

September 14, 2010

Vampire diaries: Episode 1 Season 2

Oh be still my wildly erratic (or irregularly irregular for you meddies), tachycardic pulse! My beloved Damon Salvatore has returned to the small screen for my weekly fix of lust.

The episode premiered in the (lucky) US on the 9th of September and here in Australia on the 13th on channel GO!

SPOILERS AHEAD: Stop reading now if you haven't watched the ep yet.
  • Bonnie, still pissed about her grandmothers death post-tomb vampires debacle, lied about disabling the device which renders vamps helpless. Thanks to her Caroline is in the hospital, Tylers dad is dead and Elena's brother wants to die. Nice freaking work. You think she'd take one look at Damon's sexy body and just go with it- but no.
  • Caroline is still annoying this season, maybe a little less because she is stuck in a hospital bed. But those eyes feigning innocence aren't fooling anyone.
  • Elena, why the hell don't you dump Stefan? Clearly Damon is the superior choice. I just don't understand it...
  • Poor poor Damon! Katherine sure is a bitch ain't she. Now his heart is broken and he's breaking other peoples' just to get it out of his system. Which, as it turns out, only serves to make him feel worse.
Rating: 4/5 I couldn't help but squee in excitement for almost the entire forty minutes as I returned to Mystic Falls. Sigh.

I welcome the return of the the Vamp Diaries and eagerly await the next installment.